IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care
*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*
I don’t want to be friends with you. I don’t want to be on good terms with you. I don’t care about you.
You are a cowardly, selfish bastard. I hope you get nowhere in life. Oh wait… That was going to happen regardless of what I hoped for.
I hope losing a friend was worth it. I only tried to help you. Instead, I get pushed away again and I get told that I’m “fucking dumb. Fuck you.”
How about you take responsibility for what you did instead of pointing fingers? Point one toward somebody, three are pointing back at you. Grow up.
This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.
I’M STILL LAUGHING.
I will never not reblog this.
Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg
Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation
yes, that’s what it is
being called cute by someone you consider cute
"Then be like, Swiggity swooty, comin’ fo’ dat booty."
“As long as my booty is the only one you’re going for.”
“All I can see is just yours.”
LMFAO how sweet. I think it’s funny how serious are jokes seem to get sometimes x).
and while I’m already on the topic of Clark… His jacket ughhhgh smells so good but it makes me miss him so much. Time to sleep. Goodnight :)