What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
goddammitganon: fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
narutoe: i love u!!!! it’s my favorite vowel!!!
pizzaforpresident: fffcuk: pizzaforpresident: pizzaforpresident: IM ON THE PHONE WITH A VITAMIN COMPANY TO FIND OUT WHY THE BOTTLES ARE SO BIG IF THE PILLS ONLY TAKE UP 10% OF THE SPACE INSIDE IT’S BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO PUT ALL THE INGREDIENTS AND WARNINGS IN BOTH FRENCH AND ENGLISH SO THE BOTTLE HAS TO BE BIG ENOUGH TO SUPPORT A LABEL WITH ALL THAT TEXT why are you screaming I’M JUST...
I don’t understand why you fuckin wake up SOOOOO late holy fucking shit It doesn’t make that big of a difference but I like ROUTINE. I get up at 5:50, I get dressed at 6:15, I do whatever I want until 6:40 and we leave at 6:45. I don’t understand why some people are content with being late when other people’s schedules are being affected by your lazy ass wanting to sleep...
So so so many things to do… I’m so glad there’s only today and tomorrow left. And then I start my two and a half week “semester” of summer school on Wednesday nbd. LOL. At least it’s an easy course. MHH too ezpz. Wish us luck today on our food festival challenge. I want to (and need to) get 50 extra credit points for chem. Aghhhhh!!!
kanyewesticle: i just want to thank pasta for being a part of my life
*Here's a little faggot moment lol*
Makes me happy to have “I love you more” fights. I can’t recall having a legitimate one and arguing over who hangs up first. :3 you’re so cute. HEHEHEHEKFPSNDJSKXB if the pork I ate earlier could speak, it’d say wow oink oink Tony makes u happy oink and I’d be like ya dude Okay time to sleep zzzzzzz
I shall form a to-do list for summer! One of the things being “watch The Big Bang Theory online from start to end because I always miss it when it broadcasts on tv” Birthday is coming up soon!..1 month, 2 weeks, 5 days ^__^ I have absolutely no plans and I doubt anything fun is gonna happen, but I still like to countdown ~
Everyone be complaining how it’s so hot tonight And now as I lay/lie (I never cared to learn which form was which tense or if it can be interchangeable) on my bed, I FEEEEL DA HEAT not sure if excited because that means it’s not gonna be a cool night or bummed out because heat leads to stickiness and stickiness is grossssss
Anonymous asked: You're fake
Hey remember when you said, “I’m not stupid. If I were, I’d be a 9R.” And that’s implying every 9R is “too stupid to succeed.” Look at you now… Oops? Hahahaha. See you at graduation. I’ll be graduating.. And you won’t be. [maniacal laughter here]
poopflow: a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
rivenop: twistedtechnophile: Going into solo queue and waiting until the last moment and hitting decline. ITS YOU! GUYS I FOUND HIM
nare-bear: To be quite honest, all I want to do is spend time with you. We could be sleeping, eating, showering, watching movies, just laying down together, playing games, reading, doing homework, walking around, driving around, at a park, at home, at the mall, at a restaurant, at night, in the morning, in the afternoon; we could be anywhere, doing anything, and I would be happy just because I’d...
ikeapunx: *needs affection and assorted fresh fruits*
sallymurphy: “maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better” “maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better” “maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better” “maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”