May 2013
What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
goddammitganon:
fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
narutoe:
i love u!!!! it’s my favorite vowel!!!
pizzaforpresident:
fffcuk:
pizzaforpresident:
pizzaforpresident:
IM ON THE PHONE WITH A VITAMIN COMPANY TO FIND OUT WHY THE BOTTLES ARE SO BIG IF THE PILLS ONLY TAKE UP 10% OF THE SPACE INSIDE
IT’S BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO PUT ALL THE INGREDIENTS AND WARNINGS IN BOTH FRENCH AND ENGLISH SO THE BOTTLE HAS TO BE BIG ENOUGH TO SUPPORT A LABEL WITH ALL THAT TEXT
why are you screaming
I’M JUST...
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I don’t understand why you fuckin wake up SOOOOO late holy fucking shit
It doesn’t make that big of a difference but I like ROUTINE. I get up at 5:50, I get dressed at 6:15, I do whatever I want until 6:40 and we leave at 6:45. I don’t understand why some people are content with being late when other people’s schedules are being affected by your lazy ass wanting to sleep...
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So so so many things to do… I’m so glad there’s only today and tomorrow left.
And then I start my two and a half week “semester” of summer school on Wednesday nbd. LOL. At least it’s an easy course. MHH too ezpz.
Wish us luck today on our food festival challenge. I want to (and need to) get 50 extra credit points for chem. Aghhhhh!!!
kanyewesticle:
i just want to thank pasta for being a part of my life
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*Here's a little faggot moment lol*
Makes me happy to have “I love you more” fights. I can’t recall having a legitimate one and arguing over who hangs up first. :3 you’re so cute. HEHEHEHEKFPSNDJSKXB if the pork I ate earlier could speak, it’d say wow oink oink Tony makes u happy oink and I’d be like ya dude
Okay time to sleep zzzzzzz
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I shall form a to-do list for summer!
One of the things being “watch The Big Bang Theory online from start to end because I always miss it when it broadcasts on tv”
Birthday is coming up soon!..1 month, 2 weeks, 5 days ^__^ I have absolutely no plans and I doubt anything fun is gonna happen, but I still like to countdown ~
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Everyone be complaining how it’s so hot tonight
And now as I lay/lie (I never cared to learn which form was which tense or if it can be interchangeable) on my bed, I FEEEEL DA HEAT
not sure if excited because that means it’s not gonna be a cool night or bummed out because heat leads to stickiness and stickiness is grossssss
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Anonymous asked: You're fake
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Hey remember when you said, “I’m not stupid. If I were, I’d be a 9R.” And that’s implying every 9R is “too stupid to succeed.”
Look at you now… Oops? Hahahaha.
See you at graduation. I’ll be graduating.. And you won’t be.
[maniacal laughter here]
poopflow:
a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
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My hobby:
rivenop:
twistedtechnophile:
Going into solo queue and waiting until the last moment and hitting decline.
ITS YOU! GUYS I FOUND HIM
nare-bear:
To be quite honest, all I want to do is spend time with you. We could be sleeping, eating, showering, watching movies, just laying down together, playing games, reading, doing homework, walking around, driving around, at a park, at home, at the mall, at a restaurant, at night, in the morning, in the afternoon; we could be anywhere, doing anything, and I would be happy just because I’d...
ikeapunx:
*needs affection and assorted fresh fruits*
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sallymurphy:
“maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better”
“maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better”
“maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better”
“maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”
